Myspace always seems to be the best for this, my girlfriends and I swap these like trading cards:

“I LOVE WHAT U DO. IF I WERE A SQURIELL WOULD U LET ME BUST A NUT IN UR MOUTH?? ”

” Hi:) I like your profile!!!
Have u heard about “Do you like”? It is very funny site.The thing is, they show you a pic of a boys and ask if u like them. You answer Yes or No. If you do they send them your pic and ask the same. If you both like eachother you can get in-touch and meet up.
Do you like me???
if yes you will be my future sympathy!”

“i like 2nd base”

” hey if you have a webcam write me my screen name on yahoo is XXX6969, write me though i’d like to cam2cam with ya”

“as u can tell from my screenname i am very attracted to bigbreasted females. i live in north central mass here, fitchburg, so not far from u. hoping we can be in touch. really like ur pic. u can reach me here on myspace or on yahoo messenger or email at boobloverXXXX. hope to hear from u soon. John”

And last but not least from “Nasty Nate” an 18 year old who looks like he’s 12 to me: ” nice tits ”

Some from Plenty of Fish, and can I just say that spelling is HUGE to me:

“Hi, I am Mike, I am oober tired do to lack of sleep I suppose. In my state of altered contiousness, I was struck by your picture. Perhaps you are told you are beatiful often, perhaps not, I dont know. However you do strike me as a very beautiful girl and with such beauty, it just had to be recognized. I had to leave you a note and let you know that I find you to be an incredibly beautiful woman. I dont mean to sound creepy or weird and if I am comming off like that, I appologise. Its just sometimes in life you see someone so amazing to the eyes and you wish you would have said something to them. Well…here I am saying something. Thanks for your time.
-Mike”

Considering I am nursing the mother of all hangovers today I’m guessing I’m probably not what this guy is looking for: “Hello Linnea. My name’s Joe. I keep a VERY active lifestyle: Surfing(winter-summer), free-diving, Skateboarding(I’m a bit old for it,but hell when you land tricks it’s an EGO boost like none other) rock climbing, Chi Kung(chinese art of masterng energy) Reiki(energy healing) and various forms of Kung Fu. Some people tell me “You’re on crack” they are clearly joking…no one understands where my drive and energy comes from. I’d tell them but they’d have to sit in front of a chalk board for an hour or two. I have a vast understandng of life, it’s purpose, and ours. I love giving people insight on life. I meditate an average of an hour or 2 per day. The best days of my life are those which I experience grounded with a clear head. That’s me…..How about you? What do you like for fun? work? how’s life? Cheers - Joe”

And finally, I didn’t actually read this, but before you criticize me for that please realize that this dude probably cuts and pastes this and sends it to every woman he’s interested in, so it’s not like he put a lot of time and effort into writing it just for me. But anyways, there’s gotta be something funny in here somewhere, and if you’re bored at work…well:

“HOW PRETTY YOU ARE….
Hi there,
I try to keep things simple. A good person available for the same. From what people have said am considered handsome(an individual’s opinion). I am not desperate to meet someone yet, it is my desire to find a woman who is not interested in not settling for less. I am not your conventional male…I am very comfortable with feeling feelings and have no problem expressing them. In some ways I am brutally honest,sometimes a rarity today. I am naturally a hopeful romantic,extremely creative in most everything I do,even in my relationships. My time is important to me, like it probably is for you. Games are far from a part of me because it isn’t part of my make-up. I’m not a fan of e-mailing someone back and forth for days,months or years. The bottom line is if I’m interested I express it and hope that you express if you are or if you are not. I keep things very simple.
I am truly a man(whatever that is) wanting a woman who can begin to be close friends. I luv a woman who is in touch with her womanhood and isn’t afraid to still be that girl inside …who isn’t damage from her past to the point where she doesn’t believe that contentment and even happiness is still very possible. It is for me and I’m going for it. I am very happy with myself and my life and just looking to enhance it and enhance someone elses. Growing takes a lifetime but, you can enjoy the ride. I’m far from perfect and don’t want to be and am not interested in someone’s denial that they are. Sometimes it takes someone you love to know there are parts of yourself you didn’t know existed.
I am 5’10”, black curly/wavy hair,light blue eyes, muscular build. I am a registered nurse, have an advertising/marketing business. I can draw and write most anything like lyrics for music,luv to sing,to dance…to laugh most of the day. If I’m having what most would be considered a bad day or moment, I remind myself of how grateful I am and change it. Everything is how you think…you can make plans but, can’t always plan the results. What I’m doing now is risking and that is what I’m comfortable doing..because I can survive the risk well.
I prefer a woman(a girl) who wants to feel like a kid in a candy store(not so shallow that her goal is just eye-candy…been there/done that. Want someone who isn’t self-centered, caught up in her looks,outward attention and the empty quick fixes which are so prevelant in most today. So, if you don’t want to be happy,don’t want to feel like a queen, don’t want your bubble-bath ready after your long day….good luck in your search……P.S…..must also want something beyond physical excitement….must know that making-love is also the before and after…a good relationship is longer than just minutes.
Yes, this profile is a generic message. And at least a way to initially introduce myself. I prefer to personally interact with someone….if that’s you..i’ll be waiting to hear.

GERARD”

So Will & Grace has finally come to an end, my last great sitcom. I’ve heard the complaints that the first few years were better than the last few years, and all I have to say about that is “DUH.” So maybe some of the jokes got old, really how many times can you watch Grace overeat, or hear Jack call Will fat, or Karen call the bartender Smitty? But there was still so much there that so many other shows are missing. They had chemistry, quick wit, physical humor, they really had it all. So it became a little soap-y, the whole baby/Leo/policeman stuff, but through it all you always had Jack and Karen to fall back on. They had to be the two biggest drama queens, with the least bit of drama.

I’m not sure what it was about this crew that was so great, because I certainly didn’t relate to any of the characters, but as predictable as it became, the four of them were still lovable. So what Grace ended up with Leo the cheater? Where’s Seal when you need him? And Will ended up with Vince, the policeman (should have been a fireman don’t you think?). All I really wanna know is what happened to Taye Diggs, couldn’t he date Jack or something? Even just a little screen time?

So the ending, was it a downer? I guess they all ended up happy and together just the way we wanted right? I have to say I was a little disappointed. Partially because I didn’t want it to end, but also because I can’t believe that Will & Grace went through so much of their lives without each other only to find each other in the end. Unlike our favorite Friends ending where Rachel and Ross end up together, and Monica and Chandler have babies, and Phoebe is happy, and Joey…well let’s forget about that one. Then of course there’s Sex & the City where everyone coupled up and there were babies and just general happiness.

Will & Grace just didn’t have the same feeling, which is maybe why it was so different. The ending was happy, but there was so much that went on before it that wasn’t. This final episode didn’t leave me as emotionally up as the rest of them. I’m always sad to see my favorite shows go, but I wanted more from this one…not sure what it was exactly that I wanted, but I know it was more. I’m willing to bet that Megan Mullaney’s show (as much as I love her) isn’t quite gonna fill that void.

you haven’t seen my cousins site yet, this should give you something to do.

Check it out, not only is she adorable and entertaining, but your wardrobe could use a little freshening up too

Oh and I’m thinking of writing about my dates again, basically because I might be going on a couple soon, for a change!

Thanks for the birthday wishes everybody. It’s nice to see some of you still pop in from time to time. Not much happening this week, and for some reason I’ve been exhausted since Vegas. I feel like I could lay down and take a nap at any time (and I have). I’m hoping it’s just allergies, and not mono like people keep saying. Other than being tired though, I feel fine. It probably has something to do with this awful weather we’ve been having. How can I go from 95 and sunny to 45 and downpouring? Maybe it’s this turning 27 crap, I guess I’m officially falling apart.

It’s my birthday! That is all

Well, I’m home from Vegas. In some ways I guess it’s good to be home…but I really still wanna be on vacation in the warm sun, without a care in the world. The city grew on me after a few days, probably because the crowds died down on Sunday and Monday. Joe rented a convertible for us on Monday and we went up and checked out Red Rock Canyon while Tom went golfing and Gorman went home. I think the trip to the canyon was my favorite part of vacation. It was my first time in the desert too, and it was beautiful, but I don’t think I could live there. Ooh, and that red eye sucks…but Jetblue is probably the greatest airline in the world (just because you get your own TV).