Drinking games! I think our favorite is spot the fake tits. Everytime a pair of fake tits come on the screen it’s time for a shot, or since it’s a Monday, a sip of wine.

Oh and how does this dude keep a straight face with some of these conversations he’s having?
Her: “I’m really starting to have feelings for you.”
Him: “Um, yeah me too.”

My friends (and some strangers) always seem to be asking me questions about this, or just venting about it. Just remember sometimes you are better off being single.

While over at TMZ earlier, I couldn’t help but question how this guy could get a girlfriend, and I’m still singe. I know, I know, it’s a choice, but you have to admit, if you’re single, this is pretty damn depressing.

Maybe I really should stop being such a cold-hearted bitch.

Oh and can I borrow it?

If I ever stop being a huge fan of Prince it will only be because I can’t afford to Party with Prince.

I watched Confessions of a Matchmaker on A & E over the weekend. It was entertaining in the trainwreck sort of way.

All I really have to say is if I got set up with a 41-year old virgin, who later discovers he’s gay, bitch better give me a refund.

I’ve been tagged, by my cousin and fashion junkie Punky. I’m gonna cheat a little bit and just give you seven random things about me, without tagging other people. Partly because I’m lazy (more on that later), but mostly because I don’t think I can come up with seven other bloggers that would actually play along. Really I’m not that influential.

So here goes, seven random things about me:

1. My favorite vacation destination is Miami.

2. I went skydiving for my 21st birthday with my friend Tuyen.

3. I met three of my closest friends while growing up in my hometown.

4. I’m a pretty good shot.

5. I love roller coasters.

6. I wish I could afford to travel more.

7. I hate having my picture taken.