i am so horny can u help me??

is it you in the pic honey?you are very preety

hey send me a friend request cause i cant send it says verificate ur email.
this is my new myspace my other one got messed up.
and yea im a model tho.

great then if you wanna see something let me know!

Hery there:

I just wanted to drop you a message and explain why I want you to add me as your friend. Well, I checked out your profile and your pics and know that you are an attractive young woman and would like to get to know you more.

I don’t add ppl onto myspace for competition or a game to see how many friends I can get onto myspace. I created my profile to find new and interesting friends.

I don’t think that I get out very often to the bar scene b/c I just find ppl that act being someone that they truly aren’t. I trust ppl to easy but that’s my flaw in life. I would appreciate if you could add me to your list b/c I am a true friend that won’t turn away from anyone. Most say that I am a special person and that I deserve better but just haven’t found the right person yet.

Anyways, just wanted to drop a line and explain my request. Hope to talk with you soon.

Take Care.

XXXXX

HEY whats up GOT ANY NUDES

DAMN, GREAT PICTURE>> THAT PICTURE WILL COME IN HANDY…

hi
you’re cute
I would like to date you
are you ok with age 62?

I like all types of music except heavy metal, pop, jazz, hip hop, and country.

I love to cuddle, kiss, hold hands. I am a true romantic. I do have a few cats, so please if you dont like cats or are allergic to them dont reply. I have no intention of getting rid of them.

I have some pics.. but this is the only pic i can get from work its a bit goofy.. this is me and my roomates in a pyramid… i would be the one kissing the penguin.. not the goose on top wouldnt want to confuse anyone..

i would like 2 get to know you, if u want write back. I am 33 single and cute I’ll let u judge that… more if u write back. I’ll send u a pic if u reply and hope u return the favor. If u want u can go first and I’ll send one ASAP. I am dark ( tanish/brown), speak another Language, and hell I am good in bed and am very soft and passionate.. I know the age old tricks of the Kamasutra, didja know there is 30 points of a women’s body that I can touch and without u know what I can make u cum maybe 70%… I will treat u like a lady and give u respect like u were my wife but will st the same time please u and having u want more the next time I go over… I am not lying. I will send u a pic as soon as u give me a e-mail… Cuz this craigslist e-mail won’t hold the size of the pic I have…
I really loved what u wrote.. believe me when I say it , Its me that u described… oh and I am always very clean shaved .. my face often feels like a babies bottom… amd I love tyo kiss and have very manly full lips which will … I will leave that to your imagination. I 2 love to watch Sex in the city esp cuz of Kristen Davis… U kind …hmmm look just a tad like her

do u do men with toys?

working at avalon I do meet tons of hot gals but hook up out of 50 gals I maybe hooked up with 2. Im always asked If they can get snuck in . Theyed reward me with a flash of the breast or wtvr else they would feel they wanted to show me. The girls baring herself the least I can do is let her in.

I need a woman that does not have an inherent mistrust in men and is always looking for her man to screw up so she can complain or criticize.
I need a woman that doesn’t see a girl she knows unexpectedly somewhere and makes nicety small talk to her and when the girl walks away says bitch under her breath.
I need a woman that knows when to shut up.

A man that lives with his “ex girlfriend” ISN’T his ex-girlfriend.
C’mon…any man can tell you that (and probally most women).

Maybe one of these days I’ll fill out your dating “application”, but, I’d hate to read your thoughts of how it went the next day on line - let alone.share it with everyone else….especially if it went bad!

geeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzz…..and I thought I was vain…….

Are you chill with the idea of a 22 year old college student? If not, that is totally understandable.

I enjoy dancing, coking, going
restaurants.

Hello i’m Vittorio. I’m from NYC. I was wondering about the possibility of us going further.

Im 26, 5′10 190lbs very athletic (ok i have a great bod)

Are you going to let everyone know online when you finally get laid?

Since I think you are just an amateur writer running a dating journal blog for attention, I can provide you with a good entry. Plus I can do the write up of you as a dater if you like. But it would be great if you were for real too. I can deal with that too as I am single.

If interested email me back,

ChiTe

hmm..

nice smile..BUT you can’t fool me……there must be something totally wrong with you like a missing leg or even a murderous past….

answer this..

would you rather the whole senate wear afros or be forced to beleive that there are extraterestrial beings out there?

martini or beer?

and lastly,

cotton or polyester?

john

Would you allow 20 guys to pay you $5 for a picture of you = $100 You pick 1 guy and allow him to hangout with you as part of a contest.
Let him take you to DINNER, SHOPPING or just CHILL.
If you?re ready to BANK by doing this EZ job let me know.

Stay Safe & Be C-O-O-L

P.S. Bring along a chaperon(close friend) to keep you company.

Hi: Enjoyed your post. I’m a good looking, married and looking gentleman, 45, Saugus, in search of an attractive lady for friendship and intimacy on the side.
Looking for a woman who is discreet, sexy in and out of bed, fun and loving, and enjoys being pampered. I’m educated, fit, fun, sane and sociable, professionally employed, ns, ld, d&d free and nice dresser. Would love to hear from you … Steve

Everywhere I go to dance, I ask them to play Prince . . . then they do . .
. then I start dancing . . . then people start to clear off the dance floor and watch with their mouths hanging open . . . then the police come . . . then I spend the rest of the evening dancing with this big, ugly dude named “Bubba” who has a tattoo of Tickle Me Elmo on his belly . . .
it’s a great way to make friends.

Do you dance?